The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I saved the best till last. lol





DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM









PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER









ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER









DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT









THE EYES: !

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE









GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE









THE MORSE CODE :

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS









SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME







ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY









ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT









SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S









A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE









THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE











AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the lett ers:

WOMAN HITLER



Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay

Too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).